It’s no secret that presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has not aggressively hit the campaign trail this year, instead preferring to appear at private fundraisers and interact with wealthy donors, but it looks like she’s had a strategy to interact with regular voters all along.
Even the New York Times, one of Clinton’s biggest advocates in the media, criticized her for attending few campaign events and instead favoring high profile donor parties.
For the few dozen or so devoted Hillary Clinton fans in any given town who wish they could get their picture taken with the presidential candidate, they may not physically be in her presence, but they have the next best thing.
Fans can get their picture taken with a life size, alert and healthy looking Clinton cardboard cutout that is actually an improvement over a physical appearance.
This voter in Iowa is super excited to have her picture taken with the cardboard cutout candidate, Hillary Clinton:
Hillary interacts with reporters just as much in real life as this cardboard cutout of her does:
Get out the vote in San Francisco:
Students enjoying a winter snowfall with their favorite candidate…or rather, a cardboard cutout of their favorite candidate:
I can’t blame her for this one during the Texas primary. After all, Hillary’s policies are the exact opposite of everything that Texas stands for, and she was likely in no hurry to visit such a deeply conservative state:
Minor celebrities can get their picture taken with a special edition Clinton cardboard cutout, complete with an iron-fisted dictator outfit.
As you can see from the pictures, this version of Hillary Clinton appears to be just as good as the real thing for these dedicated supporters. In fact, I’d wager this cutout is actually a superior, and safer, choice to fill in for Hillary at her campaign events. This inanimate likeness of Clinton won’t break out into coughing fits, pass out and have to be thrown into a vehicle by security or suffer embarrassingly low turnouts of her events.
In addition, the Clinton campaign could conserve their resources by not having to hire child actors to ask prepared questions of Hillary at her events, as they did earlier this week at a rally in Pennsylvania.
Actually, it would probably be more beneficial to America if this cardboard cutout appears as president in the White House rather than Clinton herself, as at least this prop can’t enact more stifling regulations, double the national debt as Obama did or sell political favors to the wealthy elite.
If Hillary Clinton actually wins this election, she has my total support to take a nice long nap and let her cardboard cutout take the reigns for the next 4 years. The damage to middle class Americans would be significantly reduced.
And just in case you’d like your very own cardboard candidate Hillary Clinton for personal use, they are being sold for $25 here. Think of all the fun you could have with a likeness of a career criminal who has spent her life peddling influence and selling out America.