In what is being described as a carefully scripted event to make a joke out of claims that Hillary Clinton is in poor health, she opened a jar of pickles on the Jimmy Kimmel show last night to prove she suffers from no medical ailments.
Recent news reports have shown Hillary Clinton seeming to appear frail, confused and in generally poor health. Photos have further shown that she has trouble standing for extended periods of time, often needed help being supported up stairs, holding railings and always having a stool nearby to rest her legs.
So it appears the Clinton campaign has brainstormed the solution to the various reports of Hillary’s failing health, and that strategy is to “make a joke” out of it. A tried and true solution for many politicians wrought in scandal is to employ various comedians and media personalities to make light of their situation, dismissing any negative talk as a “conspiracy” by “extreme” right wingers.
It’s no surprise that Hillary Clinton has employed this very same tactic, and on the Jimmy Kimmel show last night, she proved once and for all she is a pillar of health by opening a jar of pickles. This must be a revolutionary new health test employed by only the most cutting edge medical teams to determine the physical fitness of an individual.
Before this amazing test of strength, Hillary Clinton was sure to appear as the “victim” in this situation by stating, “I don’t go around questioning Donald Trump’s health, I mean, as far as I can tell he’s as healthy as a horse.”
There’s a good reason why no one is questioning Donald Trump’s health, and that’s because he didn’t faint, collapse and suffer a serious concussion and blood clot. He has also lead an extremely healthy life, standing by his motto of, “No smoking, no drinking and no drugs.”
Donald Trump also has not needed what appears to be a doctor following him around, ready to inject a powerful medication into his body at a moments notice, as Hillary Clinton does.
Back to the Hillary Clinton pickle jar show. After this video appeared, Internet viewers immediately noticed there was no “popping’ sound from the top of the pickle jar, a signature sound that anyone who has ever opened a pickle jar would know.
Obviously the show would not risk Clinton being embarrassed by failing to open a real pickle jar freshly purchased from the local supermarket.
I don’t want to spend my day over-analyzing a pickle jar, but you can clearly tell from the video as Hillary Clinton fakes a struggle with the jar top, that is obviously already quite loose, and then easily slides the top off as the audience erupts in applause.
I can tell you right now, if Donald Trump goes on Jimmy Kimmel and is given the same test, they will super glue that top on so hard that Arnold Schwarzenegger wouldn’t have been able to open it at the peak of his body building prime.
Although Clinton passed the pickle jar test this time, it appears the producers failed to recognize her tendency to become completely stunned by falling balloons, as she made the same overly exaggerated expression as she did during the balloon drop at the DNC.
Hillary on Jimmy Kimmel.
Hillary during DNC:
It is glaringly obvious she is over compensating for her utter lack of emotion, unable to show true joy or surprise, she contorts her facile muscles into the shape that she thinks accurately relays how she should be feeling. It just doesn’t work the way it should apparently.
Her campaign staff will need to make a note at future events, no balloons or shiny objects around Hillary Clinton.